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Ants.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

When I was in middle school I would crush bees and wasps with my friends and then leave them as an offering at a colony of ants. It was pretty great because stomping stinging insects that can fly takes timing and has an (admittedly small) element of danger to it. Also cool was that we [...]

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Make like a tree and.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Splits. More specifically, the splits. Quite possibly the sexiest gymnastics move possible. Why is it so sexy? Gosh, who can tell. Maybe because it is the ultimate sign of flexibility? And everyone knows that being flexible is super sexy. Seriously, everybody knows this. And since flexible equals sexy and the splits equals flexible we know by [...]

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Don’t test me, bro.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I loved that apple. I don’t feel nothing for you.

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The road to hell.

Monday, January 23, 2012

I read this article about how if you write down plans of action for achieving your goals your likelihood of achieving them is much higher. The article calls them implementation intentions, which is sort of a mouthful. It is a good article though and you should totally read it. I’ll wait. Right, the article says [...]

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In which we rhyme.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Grimble gramble, groused the grue when tossling up it saw, A rare ragnunctious rander with kithering cole and slaw. Skipping and skapping the rander wrothe, noticing none the least, That every skap and every skip, did nearen him to the beast. That groutful grue with famping fangs and sheer unyielding kreel, Would feast once, twice, [...]

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