Monthly Archives: May 2009

About a week ago I went into the bathroom to blow my nose. I almost opened up the stall to get some toilet paper but then decided that paper towel would be fine. So I blew my nose and then … Continue reading →

This morning I dreamed that I was in Australia with my mother and my sisters Heather and Ashleigh. It was pretty awesome because we stepped into a building through a window, but gravity was perpendicular inside the building so you … Continue reading →

I found myself bored during a meeting with a pencil in my hand. I like the sun and the watch. I especially like the little bug saying “BZ”. I think it is rather avant-garde of him to only use one … Continue reading →

So, guys, have you ever tried a Jonagold apple? Tell you what, you should. You want to know why? I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause it’s delicious.

I found myself not paying attention during a recent natural language processing meeting. This is the result. I think my favorite is the happy little bowler hat. I’d also like to draw your attention to the fact that everybody has … Continue reading →