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I was at Walmart and I had this vision. This vision of being that guy. That guy you go to when nothing is going right and you feel terrible and you tell him all your troubles and he sort of leans to the side and half smiles and pulls a butterscotch hard candy out of […]

When I was younger I always ate hot dogs with ketchup. Well, sometimes with chili and sometimes plain, but usually with ketchup and never with mustard. Never. My dad would joke about it with me. He’d say, “Joshua, how many hot dogs with mustard do you want?” And I’d say, “One hot dog, no mustard.” […]

On Saturday I woke up and decided that it was a good day for making a standing desk. I’ve had one at work for a few months and I really like it so I went to Lowe’s and purchased the materials I needed to build one for use at home. Particle board and wood glue […]