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Khissssssssss!

Mallory recently learned how to do a crazy cat face. It is really great in real life because her tongue lolls around and her eyes go cross eyed and the rest of her expression stays perfectly the same.

It isn’t quite the same in static image form but it is still pretty good stuff.crazy mal sm

That guy.

I was at Walmart and I had this vision. This vision of being that guy. That guy you go to when nothing is going right and you feel terrible and you tell him all your troubles and he sort of leans to the side and half smiles and pulls a butterscotch hard candy out of his pocket and hands it to you and you know everything is gonna be alright. You know, that guy.

Butterscotch hard candy

Not quite Ethiopian skinny!

Do you know what size you are?┬áIt turns out that I’m not as skinny as I thought!

Here is where I rank in the list of average BMIs by country.

I guess I’m still pretty skinny.

One hot dog, no mustard.

When I was younger I always ate hot dogs with ketchup. Well, sometimes with chili and sometimes plain, but usually with ketchup and never with mustard. Never. My dad would joke about it with me. He’d say, “Joshua, how many hot dogs with mustard do you want?” And I’d say, “One hot dog, no mustard.”

Now I only eat hot dogs with mustard and much prefer it to ketchup. It’s funny how things change.

Hard sass giraffe.

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