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Call me Mr. Armstrong.

Here is my nightly stretching regimen. I do each stretch for about thirty seconds and they all together take about ten minutes. Toe touch Supine hamstring stretch Deep lunge and front leg straight stretches Karate stance Standing quadriceps stretch Left, … Continue reading

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Actually what with inflation and all maybe I should.

OH COOL I GUESS I’LL JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS UNTIL I’M EIGHTY ONE!

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Ants.

When I was in middle school I would crush bees and wasps with my friends and then leave them as an offering at a colony of ants. It was pretty great because stomping stinging insects that can fly takes timing … Continue reading

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Make like a tree and.

Splits. More specifically, the splits. Quite possibly the sexiest gymnastics move possible. Why is it so sexy? Gosh, who can tell. Maybe because it is the ultimate sign of flexibility? And everyone knows that being flexible is super sexy. Seriously, everybody … Continue reading

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Don’t test me, bro.

I loved that apple. I don’t feel nothing for you.

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