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Don’t test me, bro.

I loved┬áthat apple. I don’t feel nothing for you.

7 Comments

  1. Heather wrote:

    I am soooo scared!

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:19 pm | Permalink
  2. Andrew wrote:

    Hurr durr.

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:30 pm | Permalink
  3. Raymond wrote:

    That apple was three days away from retirement.

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm | Permalink
  4. Joshua wrote:

    That apple’s last words were, “Wait, wait, let me just finish writing down exactly how to build a space elevator.”

    Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 11:58 pm | Permalink
  5. Elizabeth wrote:

    You probably should work more

    Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:26 pm | Permalink
  6. Mallory wrote:

    And a single tear rolled down her face, “What have I gotten myself into?”

    Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm | Permalink
  7. Raymond wrote:

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away…but a birthday brings the doctor closer (because you’re more decrepit). Today you’re double boned.

    Friday, January 27, 2012 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

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