I lovedย that apple. I don’t feel nothing for you.
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I am soooo scared!
Hurr durr.
That apple was three days away from retirement.
That apple’s last words were, “Wait, wait, let me just finish writing down exactly how to build a space elevator.”
You probably should work more
And a single tear rolled down her face, “What have I gotten myself into?”
An apple a day keeps the doctor away…but a birthday brings the doctor closer (because you’re more decrepit). Today you’re double boned.