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My sad life.

It turns out that fruit leather is very hard to eat when your front teeth don’t meet. Sigh. Link: Eating fewer calories than you use is the secret to losing weight.

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Nothing to brag about.

Guess who participated in a 5K everybody! Why, I did! Me! Lovable old Joshua! I ran in Midvale’s “Fun in the Sun Run”. It was pretty neato my friends. I usually stretch for about twenty seconds before I go jogging, … Continue reading

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Pandamonium.

I made another puzzle. This time for my brother Andrew. Apparently he likes pandas? When I was making it Andrew would come outside to see what I was doing and to bring me sammiches and I would yell at him … Continue reading

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Twenty-five pounds.

I had this thought while I was jogging. What if I were at the gym lifting weights? The weights I’d be lifting would, of course, be pretty small. Maybe two guys would walk up to me and insult the teeny … Continue reading

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Jiggered.

Classic, wooden jig saw puzzles are not made with jig saws. Whaaaat? I know. I’m as shocked as you. I guess a crude puzzle could be made with a jig saw, but if you want to make it like a … Continue reading

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