Author Archives: Joshua

Fridge Scrabble.

Posted on 7 December 2011 by Joshua

Mallory gave me this really great idea for playing Scrabble on the fridge and I drew a picture so I wouldn’t forget about it. You’re probably wondering if the skinny jeans are an essential part of the design.

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Making the bed.

Posted on 5 December 2011 by Joshua

I made my bed about a month ago! It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be and I feel like I learned while I was doing it. In a few years when I do it again I am … Continue reading →

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An erudite explanation of English.

Posted on 30 November 2011 by Joshua

If two men are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a chest bump, then they are buddies. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they chest bump, then they are bosom … Continue reading →

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Cherry Lemonade

Posted on 28 November 2011 by Joshua

The last Monday of November is when people usually talk about the things that make them happy so here are some of the things that make meย happy. Mallory Jan. Spending a really great Thanksgiving with my family in California. Playing … Continue reading →

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Surreptitious observations.

Posted on 16 November 2011 by Joshua

Sometimes when I go into the bathroom at work I can tell who is sitting on the toilet because the person laboring in the stall has their name badge clipped to their pants and their pants around their ankles. ย I’ve … Continue reading →

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