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An erudite explanation of English.

If two men are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a chest bump, then they are buddies. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they chest bump, then they are bosom buddies.

If two women are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a hug, then they are friends. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they hug, then they are breast friends.

10 Comments

  1. Andrew wrote:

    Boooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 5:00 pm | Permalink
  2. Heather Lutes wrote:

    Oh you are so clever!

    Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 6:36 pm | Permalink
  3. Mallory wrote:

    I’m with Andrew on this one.

    Wednesday, November 30, 2011 at 9:51 pm | Permalink
  4. Raymond wrote:

    If two friends live together, they are compadresidents. If in a Spanish fraternity, amigbros. If communists who enjoy the filmographies of Hugh Grant and Catherine Hiegel, rom-comrades. Two 17th century French mathematicians are Blaise Paspals. Scuba divers who occasionally explore coral reefs are aquaintences. Gardeners are cohorticulturalists. Geneticists are nucleosidekicks.

    Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 10:28 am | Permalink
  5. Joshua wrote:

    Ha ha! Oh gosh those are all the best!

    Two friends lost at sea in shark infested water are chums.

    Thursday, December 1, 2011 at 11:33 am | Permalink
  6. Ashers wrote:

    Vampire and his dinner…blood brothers. Boo, I suck. Bahaha!!!

    Saturday, December 3, 2011 at 2:57 am | Permalink
  7. Heather wrote:

    Equestrians that have stalls next to each other are neighbors.

    Saturday, December 3, 2011 at 10:19 am | Permalink
  8. Emily wrote:

    Oh so funny!!! Mom asked me what I was laughing at and I said, “Joshua.” She didn’t want an explanation…party pooper.

    Sunday, December 4, 2011 at 9:08 pm | Permalink
  9. Joshua wrote:

    What a supportive mother! These are all the absolute best.

    Monday, December 5, 2011 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
  10. Elizabeth wrote:

    JooooooooShuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
    Why? Why do you do this to me? Why, Why, Why??? It is not fair, not fair at all!!
    Boo on you!!!!!

    Monday, December 5, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

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