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An erudite explanation of English.

If two men are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a chest bump, then they are buddies. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they chest bump, then they are bosom buddies.

If two women are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a hug, then they are friends. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they hug, then they are breast friends.

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