Author Archives: Joshua

The worst part about dying in space is that nobody would hear you scream. Well, no. The worst part is that your bodily fluids would be gurgling and sploogling out through the crevices of your spacesuit and nobody would be … Continue reading →

I have come up with a solution to the centuries long battle between the feminist desire to have men recognize their ability to do whatever they please and their desire to have men do whatever they please for them. It … Continue reading →

I was inspired by Posterchild’s Alan Turing stencil to make one of my own. Mr. Turing is, I guess, the father of computational theory. He came up with the concept of a theoretical machine capable of running an algorithm and … Continue reading →

Last night at aboot one in the morning I decided that I would upgrade my laptop to the latest version of Ubuntu: HARDY HERON. At about three o’clock with approximately two and half more hours to go to finish downloading … Continue reading →

BYU gives the New York Times away for free in an effort to liberalize its concretely conservative student body. I am not sure if I am being affected by its certainly poisonous influence, but it is a far cry better … Continue reading →