An erudite explanation of English.

If two men are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a chest bump, then they are buddies. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they chest bump, then they are bosom buddies.

If two women are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a hug, then they are friends. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they hug, then they are breast friends.

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10 Responses to An erudite explanation of English.

  1. Andrew says:

    Boooooooooooooooooooooo!

  2. Heather Lutes says:

    Oh you are so clever!

  3. Mallory says:

    I’m with Andrew on this one.

  4. Raymond says:

    If two friends live together, they are compadresidents. If in a Spanish fraternity, amigbros. If communists who enjoy the filmographies of Hugh Grant and Catherine Hiegel, rom-comrades. Two 17th century French mathematicians are Blaise Paspals. Scuba divers who occasionally explore coral reefs are aquaintences. Gardeners are cohorticulturalists. Geneticists are nucleosidekicks.

  5. Joshua says:

    Ha ha! Oh gosh those are all the best!

    Two friends lost at sea in shark infested water are chums.

  6. Ashers says:

    Vampire and his dinner…blood brothers. Boo, I suck. Bahaha!!!

  7. Heather says:

    Equestrians that have stalls next to each other are neighbors.

  8. Emily says:

    Oh so funny!!! Mom asked me what I was laughing at and I said, “Joshua.” She didn’t want an explanation…party pooper.

  9. Joshua says:

    What a supportive mother! These are all the absolute best.

  10. Elizabeth says:

    JooooooooShuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
    Why? Why do you do this to me? Why, Why, Why??? It is not fair, not fair at all!!
    Boo on you!!!!!

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