The season of giving things to me.

This is my Christmas list:

  • Sweaters and sweater vests.
  • Red socks.
  • DVDs featuring Darkwing Duck.
  • Books by, for, or about zombies.
  • This piece of artwork.
  • Andrew’s iPod. (Please don’t misunderstand, if you get me any old iPod I will politely return it. I want you to steal Andrew’s iPod from him and give it to me.)

I would say that this list outs me as an old man who enjoys things that ought to properly only be enjoyed by little boys. I … I’m just boring and immature guys. Nothing illegal abut that?

Remember that the best hugs and most sincere thank yous are reserved for handmade items. So get started making that Darkwing Duck DVD now since that might take a while. Dollar store purchases are a close second.

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5 Responses to The season of giving things to me.

  1. Daphna says:

    if i remember correctly, darkwing duck = totally awesome.
    and you should check out pride and prejudice and zombies. it's a zombielicious read.

  2. J. Frankenstein Lutes says:

    I own it! I haven't read all of it yet though. School. Sigh.

  3. Heather says:

    Who was the awesome person who got it for you?

  4. J. Frankenstein Lutes says:

    I … I can't remember. She came to me as if in a dream, whispered the word "monkies" and then faded away. All she left behind was a Jane Austen book about zombies and a soft piece of paper that looked like it had had chocolate smeared on it (it did not taste like chocolate).

  5. Emily Robertson says:

    So what did it taste like???

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