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The season of giving things to me.

This is my Christmas list:

  • Sweaters and sweater vests.
  • Red socks.
  • DVDs featuring Darkwing Duck.
  • Books by, for, or about zombies.
  • This piece of artwork.
  • Andrew’s iPod. (Please don’t misunderstand, if you get me any old iPod I will politely return it. I want you to steal Andrew’s iPod from him and give it to me.)

I would say that this list outs me as an old man who enjoys things that ought to properly only be enjoyed by little boys. I … I’m just boring and immature guys. Nothing illegal abut that?

Remember that the best hugs and most sincere thank yous are reserved for handmade items. So get started making that Darkwing Duck DVD now since that might take a while. Dollar store purchases are a close second.


  1. Daphna wrote:

    if i remember correctly, darkwing duck = totally awesome.
    and you should check out pride and prejudice and zombies. it's a zombielicious read.

    Tuesday, November 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm | Permalink
  2. J. Frankenstein Lutes wrote:

    I own it! I haven't read all of it yet though. School. Sigh.

    Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Permalink
  3. Heather wrote:

    Who was the awesome person who got it for you?

    Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 9:42 pm | Permalink
  4. J. Frankenstein Lutes wrote:

    I … I can't remember. She came to me as if in a dream, whispered the word "monkies" and then faded away. All she left behind was a Jane Austen book about zombies and a soft piece of paper that looked like it had had chocolate smeared on it (it did not taste like chocolate).

    Thursday, November 26, 2009 at 9:53 am | Permalink
  5. Emily Robertson wrote:

    So what did it taste like???

    Monday, November 30, 2009 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

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