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Conversations with Andrew #4

Andrew – Hey there hot stuff.  I like the way you look in those pants.  Sexy kind of.
Joshua – Why are you molesting me?
Andrew – It was Ashleigh.
Joshua – That hussy.
Andrew – That’s my sister!
Joshua – That’s MY sister.  (Then I punch myself in the mouth.)
Andrew – Hey!  That’s my brother you are punching!
Joshua – Well that little jerk was talking trash about my sister.
Andrew – Oh.  My apologies.  He can be rude sometimes.
Joshua – What?  Come on, you gotta stick up for your brother and defend him even if he’s wrong.
Andrew – The truth is, your sister is a hussy.
Joshua – Holy crap I’m going to get my bigger little brother and have him slap that smart mouth right off your face.
Andrew – Oh please don’t.  My teeth hurt.  How about I just do it for him?
Joshua – That actually works for me.  Don’t think we won’t come back though.  Cause we might.  And we’ll beat into your head who has the whorish sister.  (You.)
Andrew – I am pretty sure I can take you and your sissy brother.
Joshua – Maybe him by himself but not if I’m backing him up.
Andrew – That is why I have a slightly smaller big brother!
Joshua – We’re too evenly matched.  We’ll destroy each other.  Let’s just agree that we both have a sister that some might say is SORT of a floozie and forget any of this happened.
Andrew – Deal.

7 Comments

  1. Andrew wrote:

    The joke is, I never had any intention of slapping my smart mouth right off my face. Absolutely none.

    Monday, July 5, 2010 at 8:38 pm | Permalink
  2. Ashers wrote:

    WHAT?!?!? Holy crap! I may be a whore, but I ain’t no floozie. Take it back Joshua, I said, “Take it back!”

    Wednesday, July 7, 2010 at 2:14 am | Permalink
  3. Joshua wrote:

    NEVER take it back, Ashleigh.

    Wednesday, July 7, 2010 at 9:54 am | Permalink
  4. Ashers wrote:

    Oh what have I raised?????

    Thursday, August 12, 2010 at 9:36 am | Permalink
  5. Mom wrote:

    I love that Mom commented under my name so I will comment under hers. YAY!

    Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 1:07 pm | Permalink
  6. Mom wrote:

    WHAT? There should have been a warning on this read….for sure….definitely!

    Monday, September 6, 2010 at 8:17 pm | Permalink
  7. Ashers wrote:

    I love reading this. It makes me happy and a little sad. Why don’t you post anything else? Are you too busy Netflixing?

    Monday, October 18, 2010 at 1:24 am | Permalink

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