Andrew – Hey there hot stuff. I like the way you look in those pants. Sexy kind of.
Joshua – Why are you molesting me?
Andrew – It was Ashleigh.
Joshua – That hussy.
Andrew – That’s my sister!
Joshua – That’s MY sister. (Then I punch myself in the mouth.)
Andrew – Hey! That’s my brother you are punching!
Joshua – Well that little jerk was talking trash about my sister.
Andrew – Oh. My apologies. He can be rude sometimes.
Joshua – What? Come on, you gotta stick up for your brother and defend him even if he’s wrong.
Andrew – The truth is, your sister is a hussy.
Joshua – Holy crap I’m going to get my bigger little brother and have him slap that smart mouth right off your face.
Andrew – Oh please don’t. My teeth hurt. How about I just do it for him?
Joshua – That actually works for me. Don’t think we won’t come back though. Cause we might. And we’ll beat into your head who has the whorish sister. (You.)
Andrew – I am pretty sure I can take you and your sissy brother.
Joshua – Maybe him by himself but not if I’m backing him up.
Andrew – That is why I have a slightly smaller big brother!
Joshua – We’re too evenly matched. We’ll destroy each other. Let’s just agree that we both have a sister that some might say is SORT of a floozie and forget any of this happened.
Andrew – Deal.
