Conversations with Andrew #4

Andrew – Hey there hot stuff.  I like the way you look in those pants.  Sexy kind of.
Joshua – Why are you molesting me?
Andrew – It was Ashleigh.
Joshua – That hussy.
Andrew – That’s my sister!
Joshua – That’s MY sister.  (Then I punch myself in the mouth.)
Andrew – Hey!  That’s my brother you are punching!
Joshua – Well that little jerk was talking trash about my sister.
Andrew – Oh.  My apologies.  He can be rude sometimes.
Joshua – What?  Come on, you gotta stick up for your brother and defend him even if he’s wrong.
Andrew – The truth is, your sister is a hussy.
Joshua – Holy crap I’m going to get my bigger little brother and have him slap that smart mouth right off your face.
Andrew – Oh please don’t.  My teeth hurt.  How about I just do it for him?
Joshua – That actually works for me.  Don’t think we won’t come back though.  Cause we might.  And we’ll beat into your head who has the whorish sister.  (You.)
Andrew – I am pretty sure I can take you and your sissy brother.
Joshua – Maybe him by himself but not if I’m backing him up.
Andrew – That is why I have a slightly smaller big brother!
Joshua – We’re too evenly matched.  We’ll destroy each other.  Let’s just agree that we both have a sister that some might say is SORT of a floozie and forget any of this happened.
Andrew – Deal.
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Conversations with Andrew #3

MOTHER: THIS IS A POST YOU SHOULD PROLLY NOT READ.

Andrew: In Community this week one of the scenes shows Jeff’s collar popped, unpopped, and then popped again.

Andrew: Oh yeah. Spoilers in that last text.

Joshua: That show just keeps getting better.

Andrew: Yeah it does.

Joshua: You know what time it is brother?

Andrew: About an hour before Ashleigh wakes up time?

Joshua: It is time to nut up or shut up.

Andrew: What that from nukka?

Joshua: Rule one: cardio.

Andrew: What’s rule two?

Joshua: Beware of bathrooms.

Andrew: Oh yeah. Hahaha.

Joshua: Ha ha!

Andrew: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Joshua: Ha ha ho ho hee!

Andrew: Rule #21 Avoid Strip Clubs.

Joshua: I don’t remember that rule. (Oops!)

Andrew: For shame ..

Joshua: I was so confused. So much leather and well oiled pecs.

Andrew: … We need to talk.

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Puking is normal.

I … I don’t know what I was thinking.

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Plucky attitude.

That bird is saying my new favorite swear word.

Link: Imaginary friend.

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What the aytch?

Google decided to stop supporting FTP through blogger.  Rather than submit to the humiliation of having a blogspot URL I decided to start using wordpress.  We’ll … we’ll see how this goes.

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