Monthly Archives: November 2011

An erudite explanation of English.

Posted on 30 November 2011 by Joshua

If two men are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a chest bump, then they are buddies. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they chest bump, then they are bosom … Continue reading →

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Cherry Lemonade

Posted on 28 November 2011 by Joshua

The last Monday of November is when people usually talk about the things that make them happy so here are some of the things that make meย happy. Mallory Jan. Spending a really great Thanksgiving with my family in California. Playing … Continue reading →

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Surreptitious observations.

Posted on 16 November 2011 by Joshua

Sometimes when I go into the bathroom at work I can tell who is sitting on the toilet because the person laboring in the stall has their name badge clipped to their pants and their pants around their ankles. ย I’ve … Continue reading →

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Strawberry lemonade.

Posted on 14 November 2011 by Joshua

Today is a good day for things that make me happy. I am maybe going to get laser vision on the second of December. In just four days I will hang out with my beautiful sister Emily and her delightful … Continue reading →

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The Great Salt Lake.

Posted on 7 November 2011 by Joshua

Mallory wrote about the our Great Salt Lake adventure (2.0) on her blog but she failed to mention the brine shrimp. Rather than accept her revisionist view of history I am taking matters into my own hands and setting the … Continue reading →

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