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That guy.

I was at Walmart and I had this vision. This vision of being that guy. That guy you go to when nothing is going right and you feel terrible and you tell him all your troubles and he sort of … Continue reading

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Not quite Ethiopian skinny!

Do you know what size you are?ย It turns out that I’m not as skinny as I thought! Here is where I rank in the list of average BMIs by country. I guess I’m still pretty skinny.

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One hot dog, no mustard.

When I was younger I always ate hot dogs with ketchup. Well, sometimes with chili and sometimes plain, but usually with ketchup and never with mustard. Never. My dad would joke about it with me. He’d say, “Joshua, how many … Continue reading

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Hard sass giraffe.

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Stand and deliver.

On Saturday I woke up and decided that it was a good day for making a standing desk. I’ve had one at work for a few months and I really like it so I went to Lowe’s and purchased the … Continue reading

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