Author Archives: Joshua

Lords and Ladies

Posted on 14 January 2014 by Joshua

Lords and Ladies is a book by Terry Pratchett. It is the fourteenth book in the Discworld series. The entire series is great, but this is one of the best that I’ve read so far. This is partially because the … Continue reading →

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Lunchtime amortization.

Posted on 3 November 2013 by Joshua

I dreamed that I did some service. Except I didn’t actually dream about doing the service I dreamed about standing in line after having done the service to get some food. It was a loooooong line. This was a very … Continue reading →

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Khissssssssss!

Posted on 11 September 2013 by Joshua

Mallory recently learned how to do a crazy cat face. It is really great in real life because her tongue lolls around and her eyes go cross eyed and the rest of her expression stays perfectly the same. It isn’t … Continue reading →

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That guy.

Posted on 6 July 2013 by Joshua

I was at Walmart and I had this vision. This vision of being that guy. That guy you go to when nothing is going right and you feel terrible and you tell him all your troubles and he sort of … Continue reading →

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Not quite Ethiopian skinny!

Posted on 21 February 2013 by Joshua

Do you know what size you are? It turns out that I’m not as skinny as I thought! Here is where I rank in the list of average BMIs by country. I guess I’m still pretty skinny.