Author Archives: Joshua

I dreamed a dream.

This morning I had a dream that a bunch of family and friends came to celebrate something with me. Maybe a graduation, I don’t know. It was nice except everybody up and left about five minutes after they arrived. I … Continue reading

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Sometimes I think.

When I do push-ups my arms and my chest get sore, but not nearly as much when I do pull-ups.  I’m thinking that this has got to mean that pull-ups will make me buffer faster. Does every bird get its … Continue reading

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Please explain.

Pretending to not know things that everybody knows is a fun game that is super easy to play.  You just feign a lack of knowledge and keep a straight face.  Eventually you let on that you knew all along what … Continue reading

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Bush & Obama.

Apparently the United States has spent around $1.2 trillion on war since 2001.  The estimated cost of building a space elevator is $10 billion and the estimated time is fifteen to twenty years.  We could already be well on our … Continue reading

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I am not obsessed.

Listen, I recently registered the domain pooppoop.net.  Go ahead and click the hyperlink … you’ll just come right back here.  There is a good reason for this and the reason is not that I can’t stop thinking about poop.  It … Continue reading

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