Two years ago at the beach we had a lyrics contest. The winner got a big ol’ box of coins.
My Bonnie she loves her Pilates
She wants to do 100s each day
My Bonnie works hard at Pilates
She reaches her toes all the way
Pilates, Pilates oh she loves to do it each day a la
Pilates, Pilates oh she can do table top all day.
- Erin
My bunny lives inside a mansion
My bunny makes lots of money
My bunny lives with a real old guy
But give back my bunny to me
She’s young, he’s old, but he owns a popular magazine
She’s hot, he’s not, oh give back my bunny to me!
- Kefford
My Bonnie is inside the bathroom
She’s doing her puzzles and crosswords
She’s hiding from her crazy children
Sitting on her Royal Throne
Royal Throne, Royal Thone, Doing her puzzles and crosswords
Royal Throne, Royal Throne, Only play she can be left alone
- Ashleigh
Dadadadadadadadadada
dadadadadadadado
dadadadadada
dadadadadadadada
- Alec
My Bonnie gets hives from her children,
Her children won’t leave her in peace,
My Bonnie gets hives from her children,
My Bonnie will itch ’til she bleeds.
She’ll itch, she’ll itch, my Bonnie will itch ’til she bleeds, she bleeds:
She’ll itch, she’ll itch, my Bonnie will itch ’til she bleeds.
- Heather
My Bonnie likes to do crosswords
My Bonnie does crosswords for free
My Bonnie likes to do crosswords
Oh stop doing those crosswords for free!
Make them, make them, Make them pay you some cash, you see
It’s time, it’s time, To stop doing the crosswords for free
- Elizabeth
My Bonnie texts while in the bathroom
She sends her deep thoughts from the loo.
My Bonnie’s phone fell in the toilet
Now what is my Bonnie to do.
Now what, now what, now what is my Bonnie to do, to do
Now what, now what, her phone is on top of a poo.
- Joshua
And the winning entry:
My Bonnie is loved by her Jerry
He asked her to marry him thrice
She denied him and led in a hurry
She panicked and wrote him real nice
Miss you, love you, marry me and call me tonight, tonight
Miss you, love you, marry me and call me tonight.
- Emily
