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My Bonnie lyrics contest 2014

Two years ago at the beach we had a lyrics contest. The winner got a big ol’ box of coins.

 

My Bonnie she loves her Pilates

She wants to do 100s each day

My Bonnie works hard at Pilates

She reaches her toes all the way

Pilates, Pilates oh she loves to do it each day a la

Pilates, Pilates oh she can do table top all day.

  • Erin

 

My bunny lives inside a mansion

My bunny makes lots of money

My bunny lives with a real old guy

But give back my bunny to me

She’s young, he’s old, but he owns a popular magazine

She’s hot, he’s not, oh give back my bunny to me!

  • Kefford

 

My Bonnie is inside the bathroom

She’s doing her puzzles and crosswords

She’s hiding from her crazy children

Sitting on her Royal Throne

Royal Throne, Royal Thone, Doing her puzzles and crosswords

Royal Throne, Royal Throne, Only play she can be left alone

  • Ashleigh

 

Dadadadadadadadadada

dadadadadadadado

dadadadadada

dadadadadadadada

  • Alec

 

My Bonnie gets hives from her children,

Her children won’t leave her in peace,

My Bonnie gets hives from her children,

My Bonnie will itch ’til she bleeds.

She’ll itch, she’ll itch, my Bonnie will itch ’til she bleeds, she bleeds:

She’ll itch, she’ll itch, my Bonnie will itch ’til she bleeds.

  • Heather

 

My Bonnie likes to do crosswords

My Bonnie does crosswords for free

My Bonnie likes to do crosswords

Oh stop doing those crosswords for free!

Make them, make them, Make them pay you some cash, you see

It’s time, it’s time, To stop doing the crosswords for free

  • Elizabeth

 

My Bonnie texts while in the bathroom

She sends her deep thoughts from the loo.

My Bonnie’s phone fell in the toilet

Now what is my Bonnie to do.

Now what, now what, now what is my Bonnie to do, to do

Now what, now what, her phone is on top of a poo.

  • Joshua

 

And the winning entry:

 

My Bonnie is loved by her Jerry

He asked her to marry him thrice

She denied him and led in a hurry

She panicked and wrote him real nice

Miss you, love you, marry me and call me tonight, tonight

Miss you, love you, marry me and call me tonight.

  • Emily

 

9 weirdos hug a lady

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