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Pro tips (from a pro).

  1. Watermelon juice is gross. If you purchase it you will shortly thereafter say to yourself, “I have recently made a bad decision.”
  2. You can’t cover up pimples with makeup and the result of attempting to do so is grosser than just leaving things be. Also, probably putting a load of makeup into your pores isn’t going to help you deal with the pimples in the long term. Better to rub your skin with some sort of exfoliating agent. Like sand. Or steel wool.
  3. If you have just brushed your teeth and are engaged in the activity of ham sammich making in preparation for lunchtimes and a little bit of mustard falls on your finger you must wash it off at the sink. Do not use your tongue. The taste will be horrible but the aftertaste will make you feel like vomiting forever.

2 Comments

  1. Emily wrote:

    Thanks for the tips…I will be sure not to buy watermelon juice, cover up my pimples with makeup (well I will [probably do that anyway, but I won’t say that you didnt warn me!) & I will not lick mustard off of my finger after having brushed my teeth. Thanks brother. I dont know what I would do without you!

    Wednesday, February 16, 2011 at 5:58 pm | Permalink
  2. Daphna wrote:

    I don’t know about the steel wool, but the rest of your tips seem spot on. Rachel doesn’t know how I can eat breakfast right after brushing my teeth, but I’ve been doing that since the age kids start brushing their teeth. lols.

    Wednesday, February 23, 2011 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

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