Lelanophilus

So, guys, have you ever tried a Jonagold apple? Tell you what, you should. You want to know why? I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause it’s delicious.

I found myself not paying attention during a recent natural language processing meeting. This is the result.

I think my favorite is the happy little bowler hat. I’d also like to draw your attention to the fact that everybody has pupils.

Saturday morning I argued with my roommate for about an hour about the legalization of marijuana. I felt pretty bad afterward because it wasn’t really a friendly dispute.

It pretty much boiled down to these two arguments:

Marijuana should be legal because adults that use it are only affecting themselves and people should be free to exercise their agency. Once a person is an adult they should be able to choose for themselves and reap the consequences eternally of the decisions they make that don’t affect other people.

Marijuana should not be legal because it leads to crime and the church is opposed to the use of drugs. That is, we should vote according to what we believe to be right and wrong in order to make the punishment for sin more immediate and to help people choose the right.

I think that is a pretty fair summation. Anyway, I’ve decided that if I ever get into another political debate I am giving myself a time limit of fifteen minutes. Then I stop talking and go do more productive things.

I made a hat for my friend Sydney. I had to try it out before I mailed it to her though.

It is really quite odd to look at a picture of myself because my eyebrows appear to be on the wrong side of my head. I’m always checking myself out in the mirror, see?

Andrew’s skills as a photographer are made manifest in this picture where the subject is perfectly centered and framed.

It is Women’s Conference at BYU so there are millions of specimens of the fairer sex milling about. Some of them shouted that they had found Waldo. I would shout back “You found me!” in a congratulatory fashion whenever that happened. They seemed to love it.

For some reason the crowds always thinned around me.

Can you find me?

Oh hello everybody.

Hey look, it is a list of all the apples I can think of:

Granny Smith
Crab
Golden Delicious
Red Delicious
Fuji
Gala

Wow. I really thought that I’d be able to think up more.

(Did you notice the sentence ending with a preposition? I doubt it. Prescriptivist grammarians are annoying, right guys?)