Monthly Archives: October 2008

What do you think she sees in the beast?

All this and more, ladies.

I wonder what the rules are for whether you turn into a skeleton or a ghost when you die. It probably has something to do with how well the skeletal frame has endured the manner of your death. I’m guessing … Continue reading →

Last night I was watching television and feeling very uncomfortable. No, it wasn’t caused by Craig Ferguson coming on to Will Ferrell. That makes me titter. It was that I couldn’t stop thinking about how my right pinkie was touching … Continue reading →

The worst part about dying in space is that nobody would hear you scream. Well, no. The worst part is that your bodily fluids would be gurgling and sploogling out through the crevices of your spacesuit and nobody would be … Continue reading →