Here are some things I was thinking of and then drew on Christmas Eve. Yes:
“I’ll grant you any wish that you shout while inside my mouth.”
It is really hard to think of things to put on ugly Christmas sweaters. I am sorry if you have a sweater just like the one depicted here. I … I didn’t think.
First: Morose. Second: A brilliant idea is had. Third: Reality sets in. Fourth: Morose (but more so).