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I dreamed a dream.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

This morning I had a dream that a bunch of family and friends came to celebrate something with me. Maybe a graduation, I don’t know. It was nice except everybody up and left about five minutes after they arrived. I am pretty sure it was because I hadn’t vacuumed. Delicious snacks and delightful company were […]

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Sometimes I think.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

When I do push-ups my arms and my chest get sore, but not nearly as much when I do pull-ups.  I’m thinking that this has got to mean that pull-ups will make me buffer faster. Does every bird get its own nest? I can’t imagine that they do. I just don’t see enough nests. I […]

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Please explain.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Pretending to not know things that everybody knows is a fun game that is super easy to play.  You just feign a lack of knowledge and keep a straight face.  Eventually you let on that you knew all along what they were talking about, which will put them at ease since normal folk don’t like […]

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Bush & Obama.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Apparently the United States has spent around $1.2 trillion on war since 2001.  The estimated cost of building a space elevator is $10 billion and the estimated time is fifteen to twenty years.  We could already be well on our way to building a super sweet tether in the sky that would make trips to […]

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I am not obsessed.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Listen, I recently registered the domain pooppoop.net.  Go ahead and click the hyperlink … you’ll just come right back here.  There is a good reason for this and the reason is not that I can’t stop thinking about poop.  It isn’t.  Okay?  Okay.  Now that I’ve convinced you that I’m not fixated on feces let […]

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