Sometimes I think.
- When I do push-ups my arms and my chest get sore, but not nearly as much when I do pull-ups. I’m thinking that this has got to mean that pull-ups will make me buffer faster.
- Does every bird get its own nest? I can’t imagine that they do. I just don’t see enough nests. I mean, I see zero nests and there are so many birds that they couldn’t all have really well hidden nests.
- The Spanish word for “squirrel” is “ardilla”. That is pretty cute. You could totally use it as a name for a pet squirrel and shorten it to “ardi” and then maybe your friend would think that you were saying “arty”. Ha ha, open your ears, man!
- Lesbians with lesbian friends have way too many options for smooch partners. I bet if you were to ask a lesbian about the worst part of being a lesbian she would say deciding who to smooch with. Or maybe deciding with whom to smooch if she was real snotty about grammar.
- How could I quickly prove that I was from the future if I went back in time? I really don’t know history well enough to be able to prove things by quick prediction and slow predictions that took a while to come to fruition probably wouldn’t do me very much good. I should really compile a list of events I could use as proof in the even that I accidentally time travel.
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