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MOM U WROTE WEINER.

Mallory showed me this yesterday. This is actually a pretty dangerous habit.

Away ortshay otenay odaytay.

If you can imitate a Russian accent and you can speak Pig Latin then you should do them both at the same time. This will sound legit.

You can never go wrong with more dinosaurs.

Dinosaur day is the Saturday closest to July 17th and it is celebrated by learning about dinosaurs, making dinosaur things, eating dinosaur shaped food items and watching dinosaur movies. I know, I know, it is definitely the best holiday. I spent Dinosaur Day 2011 with my dinosaur-loving buddy Mallory Jan. We found some toy dinosaurs […]

A short-sighted dinosaur.

Hot time.

It took me about four minutes and my car screeched like a wounded velociraptor as I cranked the steering wheel back and forth, but I think it’s official. I am a parallel parking master.

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