Lelanophilus

This is my Christmas list:

• Sweaters and sweater vests.
• Red socks.
• DVDs featuring Darkwing Duck.
• Books by, for, or about zombies.
• This piece of artwork.
• Andrew’s iPod. (Please don’t misunderstand, if you get me any old iPod I will politely return it. I want you to steal Andrew’s iPod from him and give it to me.)

I would say that this list outs me as an old man who enjoys things that ought to properly only be enjoyed by little boys. I … I’m just boring and immature guys. Nothing illegal abut that?

Remember that the best hugs and most sincere thank yous are reserved for handmade items. So get started making that Darkwing Duck DVD now since that might take a while. Dollar store purchases are a close second.