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Pro tips (from a pro).

  1. Watermelon juice is gross. If you purchase it you will shortly thereafter say to yourself, “I have recently made a bad decision.”
  2. You can’t cover up pimples with makeup and the result of attempting to do so is grosser than just leaving things be. Also, probably putting a load of makeup into your pores isn’t going to help you deal with the pimples in the long term. Better to rub your skin with some sort of exfoliating agent. Like sand. Or steel wool.
  3. If you have just brushed your teeth and are engaged in the activity of ham sammich making in preparation for lunchtimes and a little bit of mustard falls on your finger you must wash it off at the sink. Do not use your tongue. The taste will be horrible but the aftertaste will make you feel like vomiting forever.
This was written by Joshua. Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011, at 11:49 am. Filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

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