Lelanophilus

Andrew – Hey there hot stuff.  I like the way you look in those pants.  Sexy kind of.

Joshua – Why are you molesting me?

Andrew – It was Ashleigh.

Joshua – That hussy.

Andrew – That’s my sister!

Joshua – That’s MY sister.  (Then I punch myself in the mouth.)

Andrew – Hey!  That’s my brother you are punching!

Joshua – Well that little jerk was talking trash about my sister.

Andrew – Oh.  My apologies.  He can be rude sometimes.

Joshua – What?  Come on, you gotta stick up for your brother and defend him even if he’s wrong.

Andrew – The truth is, your sister is a hussy.

Joshua – Holy crap I’m going to get my bigger little brother and have him slap that smart mouth right off your face.

Andrew – Oh please don’t.  My teeth hurt.  How about I just do it for him?

Joshua – That actually works for me.  Don’t think we won’t come back though.  Cause we might.  And we’ll beat into your head who has the whorish sister.  (You.)

Andrew – I am pretty sure I can take you and your sissy brother.

Joshua – Maybe him by himself but not if I’m backing him up.

Andrew – That is why I have a slightly smaller big brother!

Joshua – We’re too evenly matched.  We’ll destroy each other.  Let’s just agree that we both have a sister that some might say is SORT of a floozie and forget any of this happened.

Andrew – Deal.