Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Mallory gave me this really great idea for playing Scrabble on the fridge and I drew a picture so I wouldn’t forget about it.
You’re probably wondering if the skinny jeans are an essential part of the design.
I made my bed about a month ago! It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be and I feel like I learned while I was doing it. In a few years when I do it again I am sure I’ll be way better. CHECK IT OUT!
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
If two men are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a chest bump, then they are buddies. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they chest bump, then they are bosom buddies.
If two women are close enough that they feel comfortable giving each other a hug, then they are friends. If they are in the locker room and don’t got shirts on when they hug, then they are breast friends.
Monday, November 28, 2011
The last Monday of November is when people usually talk about the things that make them happy so here are some of the things that make me happy.
- Mallory Jan.
- Spending a really great Thanksgiving with my family in California.
- Playing “Just Dance 2” on the Wii with Ashleigh and Raymond. Especially when Ashleigh quickly cocked her head during “Rasputin”.
- Thinking about getting an XBox Kinect and playing “Dance Central” to learn how to dance REAL good.
- Christmas being only 27 days away.
- Fixing a hole in the crotch of my pajama pants and then turning them into pajama shorts.
- Making fonts from handwriting samples.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Sometimes when I go into the bathroom at work I can tell who is sitting on the toilet because the person laboring in the stall has their name badge clipped to their pants and their pants around their ankles. I’ve thought that this is pretty funny because it makes the situation a lot less private for the person even granting that they are already toiling in a tiny box with walls that don’t go all the way down to the floor.
Today while I was sitting in the bathroom I thought about this and I realized that this would never happen to me because I only push my pants down to above my knees when I’m on the toilet. I briefly tried pushing my pants down to my ankles, exposing my knees for all the me to see, and it just felt weird. I know that people really do use the toilet that way because of those tell-tale name badges but I don’t understand why.
That won’t keep me from wild speculation, of course. Here are some reasons to pull your pants to your ankles during toilet time:
- You don’t really need to flush anything, it is just that your knees get really hot and you use the toilet as an excuse to cool off.
- You are taking a test and you wrote your notes out in full on your thighs.
- You forgot that you weren’t going to take a shower until your pants hit your shoes and then you were just too disappointed with yourself to do anything but sit down.
- You are trying to find the man who killed your wife and you suffer from anterograde amnesia so you need to quickly reference a tattoo.
- You have a birthmark on your knee that is shaped like a baby in a Nacho Libre costume because let’s face it you’d never get tired of looking at that.