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Call me Mr. Armstrong.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Here is my nightly stretching regimen. I do each stretch for about thirty seconds and they all together take about ten minutes. Toe touch Supine hamstring stretch Deep lunge and front leg straight stretches Karate stance Standing quadriceps stretch Left, right, and center splits This page has been my guide and it has descriptions of […]

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Actually what with inflation and all maybe I should.

Friday, February 24, 2012

OH COOL I GUESS I’LL JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS UNTIL I’M EIGHTY ONE!

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Ants.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

When I was in middle school I would crush bees and wasps with my friends and then leave them as an offering at a colony of ants. It was pretty great because stomping stinging insects that can fly takes timing and has an (admittedly small) element of danger to it. Also cool was that we […]

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Make like a tree and.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Splits. More specifically, the splits. Quite possibly the sexiest gymnastics move possible. Why is it so sexy? Gosh, who can tell. Maybe because it is the ultimate sign of flexibility? And everyone knows that being flexible is super sexy. Seriously, everybody knows this. And since flexible equals sexy and the splits equals flexible we know by […]

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Don’t test me, bro.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I loved that apple. I don’t feel nothing for you.

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