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Don’t think about oxygen!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The worst part about dying in space is that nobody would hear you scream. Well, no. The worst part is that your bodily fluids would be gurgling and sploogling out through the crevices of your spacesuit and nobody would be able to hear those nasty, nasty noises. If I can’t make somebody barf while I […]

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Feel free to pass gas at any time.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I have come up with a solution to the centuries long battle between the feminist desire to have men recognize their ability to do whatever they please and their desire to have men do whatever they please for them. It is so simple that the Nobel prize awarding committee is sure to give me nothing […]

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Alan Turing

Monday, May 26, 2008

I was inspired by Posterchild’s Alan Turing stencil to make one of my own. Mr. Turing is, I guess, the father of computational theory. He came up with the concept of a theoretical machine capable of running an algorithm and defined what is computable. Something that is capable of emulating a Turing Machine is said […]

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I … I think I need a girlfriend.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Last night at aboot one in the morning I decided that I would upgrade my laptop to the latest version of Ubuntu: HARDY HERON. At about three o’clock with approximately two and half more hours to go to finish downloading all of the updates (here I should thank my apartment complex for piddling the money […]

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Sneaky, sneaky.

Friday, February 1, 2008

BYU gives the New York Times away for free in an effort to liberalize its concretely conservative student body. I am not sure if I am being affected by its certainly poisonous influence, but it is a far cry better than the Daily Universe even if it has no comics and omits the crossword puzzle. […]

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