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My sad life.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

It turns out that fruit leather is very hard to eat when your front teeth don’t meet. Sigh. Link: Eating fewer calories than you use is the secret to losing weight.

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Nothing to brag about.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Guess who participated in a 5K everybody! Why, I did! Me! Lovable old Joshua! I ran in Midvale’s “Fun in the Sun Run”. It was pretty neato my friends. I usually stretch for about twenty seconds before I go jogging, but I had thirty minutes to kill and everybody around me was stretching so I […]

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Pandamonium.

Monday, July 20, 2009

I made another puzzle. This time for my brother Andrew. Apparently he likes pandas? When I was making it Andrew would come outside to see what I was doing and to bring me sammiches and I would yell at him and tell him to go away and that nobody wanted him around. I figured that […]

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Twenty-five pounds.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

I had this thought while I was jogging. What if I were at the gym lifting weights? The weights I’d be lifting would, of course, be pretty small. Maybe two guys would walk up to me and insult the teeny tiny weights I’d be lifting. They might say something like, “I’ve only seen girls and […]

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Jiggered.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Classic, wooden jig saw puzzles are not made with jig saws. Whaaaat? I know. I’m as shocked as you. I guess a crude puzzle could be made with a jig saw, but if you want to make it like a professional you gots to have a scroll saw. I was inspired by the amazing puzzles […]

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